- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong – This is the worst thing ever, especially when it comes to the boyfriend argument.
- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger – Napping is now one of my FAVORITE things to do.
- There is a great need for sarcasm font – pretty sure if there was everything I wrote would be in it.
- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? – roll it into a ball
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger – extremely hard especially when there are M&M’s sitting on my neighbors desk.
- Bad decisions make good stories – probably some of the greatest, sadly.
- If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible – this just makes me smile.
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day – yep definitely at that point today.
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste – had one of those on Friday.
- Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is – I would love to know why this always happens.
- I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay – or PBR’s if you are talking to me.
3 weeks ago
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haha we got the same email! So funny. I seriously was dying laughing!
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